How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

ohne-dich:

Happy Birthday, Hugh Michael Horace Dancy (June 19, 1975)

rifa:

probablynothingatall:

So I found this shirt …

THE BACK THO.

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

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consultingangelofbagend:

That awkward moment when the big 3 ask Hannibal to help them cope with hiatus.

Love how Supernatural is the depressed one, Doctor Who is unimpressed and Sherlock is just waiting like always and it’s like: ‘Oh a little diversion’

moriarty:

do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax

cybercum:

glitterweave:

what th efuck 

watch this please you will not regret it

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

spn-dw-sh:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…

Your 6 year old sister is a future sassy serial killer

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life